Toddler owners manual - fathers edition

A humorous operating guide for fathers, this is sure to bring a smile to any dad's face Written by a man for men, this book likens a toddler to the other love in a man's life, not his wife—his car—and is packaged in the form of a retro car manual. An essential handbook (or gift) for fathers and fathers-to-be, it covers the difficult ownership period of your Mother Nature Heavy Industry child from 18 months to three years. This out-of-warranty period can be difficult, and the manual will help fathers navigate such vexing stages as solid food consumption, child self waste disposal training, tentative first steps, as well as long term servicing and immunization issues and maximizing the usefulness of your toddler. This is a must have book for any father facing the challenges of a rapidly developing little human.